In creating the spotter, it's always a series of decisions and trade offs. I like to go as outside of the box as you can get, yet, not have the intended message get lost.

For instance, we have the stock, "You're in 5th place." That's a little too boring for me, and honestly, it's very hard to find any audio of a spotter or CC saying that. There are scoring towers all over the place, I'm sure the drivers sneak a peak and already know that they're in 5th place. Same with iRacing. As drivers, whether we have F1 or F3 open, you already know what place you're in, no need to tell us.

So I look at those 12 triggers as complete wildcards, putting in there anything that I want to. Your in 1st-5th, you're back in 1st-5th, top 10, top 20. If you've used this pack or the NR03 pack for any amount of time, you pretty much know what I'm trying to accomplish.

I'm starting to stray off into a "spotter pack creation theory" dialog, so I'll get back on track.

In doing it how I do it, there are things that don't sound right. In no particular order...

With 4 laps to go in a race, Chad starts telling you that he's pitting you in about 3 laps or so. What!? Why!? Well, you've got about 5 laps of gas left in the tank, that's why he says it. At this point in time, the sim doesn't abort triggers if they're irrelevant. So my decision was to either put in the stock "5 laps of gas left," or go with something more realistic. I chose realism, which makes absolutely no sense when triggered late in a race where pitting isn't required.

Copy that for 2 laps of gas left as well, except this time Chad is yelling at you to pit. I don't like that it does that, I can't control it, so it is what it is.

You get those a lot in qualifying as well. Hopefully iRacing develops that a little bit further in the future. In the mean time, always defer to your F4 window.

Another oddity is taking the checkers, but Chad or Chris tells you something that leads you to think that the race is still going on. As mentioned before, it's probably one of those "you're in 3rd" type messages. Those really shouldn't be played when the race is over, but again, that isn't up to me.

In closing, I always have to make a decision when replacing an utterance. Do I match it up and have it say the same thing as the defaults, or do I get creative and go an entirely different direction with the verbiage. I tend to go the creative route just because it sounds more realistic. The side effect is that it opens up the possibilities to sounding completely out of place in certain situations. That's just the nature of the beast.

So yes, I hear it too, and I don't like it either. :)

No offense.

One thing that no one will ever hear during a race is me keying up the mic and demeaning someone for being an idiot, driving like a tool, driving with their head up their ass, doing something stupid, criticizing someone, or anything else of the like. In short, you’re never going to hear much from me in a race.

Not that I’m not thinking those things, or saying them to my monitor, or saying them to some unfortunate friends who happen to be on our TeamSpeak server at the time. Many times I am, and many times some people are driving like idiots.

Fair enough, but I won’t key that mic up for a few reasons.

1) I have absolutely no room to say a word to anyone. Zero. My SR might be below 2 on both oval and road, but I’ve done some pretty forgettable things on the track that caused wrecks over the years. I’ve spun people out in the pacing line. IN THE PACING LINE! I’ve dive-bombed people into a corner and took them out. I’ve forced a 3-wide in places where 3-wide racing is asinine, and wrecked ‘em both. I’ve punted people off the track. I’ve once wrecked 24 cars at Talladega in a single bound! I’ve tried to pass in a set of esses, wrecking us both. I’ve wrecked people on pit road. I’ve self-spun in front of the leaders and collected both of them. I’ve drifted off the low line and checked people up into the wall. And there’s more to that list that I choose to forget.

All of my "hall of shame" moments were unintentional accidents. Just me doing something stupid, or me “running out of talent,” or me just getting an acute case of the morons. I pride myself on being clean, so I felt horrible about all of those things after they happened. Many times I’ve parked it after I've wrecked someone, essentially DQ’ing myself for driving like an fool.

Since I’ve done all of that stuff, and I know how it feels, and I know that it wasn’t intentional, how on Earth would that give me any right to jump on chat and browbeat someone for doing .... exactly what I have done myself in the past and will probably do again? How would I have any room to talk? Hello Pot, it’s Kettle calling. Yup, we’re both still black!

I know that whoever just wrecked me didn’t mean to do it, and they probably feel bad about it whether they convey an apology or not. I know, because I’ve been there, I’ve done it too, we all have. There’s no need for me to point out that what they did was stupid, because they already know that. Duh.

2) Nobody else in the race wants to hear it.

3) No matter how it happens, you sound like a whiny little baby when you complain about getting run into. I’m sorry, that’s what it sounds like. Honestly. Ask anybody. It’s something with the emotions in the voice, but no matter what tone of voice the bitcher has, at that moment, it sounds like whining. Even Emperor Palpatine would sound like he’s having a whiny little bitch fit. “Your feeble skills just destroyed my car, that which the power of the dark siiiide cannot even rectify... n00b.” Close, partially menacing, but still mostly whining.

4) Nobody else in the race wants to hear that either.

5) The thing that I would chastise someone for doing is the very thing I’d probably turn around and accidentally do a race later, or even in that very race. That, my friends, would truly make me look like an imbecile.

In conclusion, keep your damn mouth shut. Nobody wants to hear it, they didn’t mean it, and you don’t do yourself any favors by calling people out. I’m a laid back happy-go-lucky guy, but I’m just getting tired of hearing this crap in races and reading about it in the forum. It makes iRacing unappealing when people think that every little mistake is going to be met by an arrogant tongue-lashing. So I apologize, but all of this had to be said.

The only people who have any right to reprimand someone for making a mistake are those who have never made any. Luckily, I have that list of drivers. They are as follows.....

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Yea, that thing. As I was updating the site tonight with the latest spotter version, I habitually tagged my post with that emoticon. I don't even realize that I'm doing it anymore, and when I see it, I don't see it. I got to wondering if anyone wondered why I drop that dude in there. Keep reading, I know this is all riveting.

That little guy dates back to the old Sierra forums during the Papyrus years, which brings back sometimes fond memories. That old ugly yellow border, the birth of the catchphrase, "Soon." The purple-tagged developers. The admission (in the end) that a Save Race feature was, in fact, possible. The "Night of Porn" where half the membership got booted the next day. Nike, the king of trolls, who I actually liked in retrospect. Good times.

Whenever I'd post an update to the spotter over there, I'd always drop the cowboy emoticon at the end of my posts. I'm a redneck, I frequent honkytonks, so it just seemed fitting. For whatever reason, I keep up the tradition. It's my little link back to the old days.

There, now y'all'l be able to sleep tonight.

Another symbolic relic from the old days, which some will know what it means.

Work is moving along on Version 3 of the JJ Pack. I plan to release it soon after the next build arrives for us in a few weeks. Speaking of which, it's a little difficult to work on it while not knowing what the next update holds. So I like to think that I'm doing prep work.

I used to think it was easy making a spotter pack. Capture sound, listen to sound, pull what sounds like it might possibly fit somewhere now, or at some point later. Sounds easy enough. But when you're listening to sound, focus must be maintained. You almost have to do nothing else but listen. I have the habit of watching TV, or browsing the internet while I'm listening. Many times, you only hear half of it since your attention is divided. It turns into background noise.

So I started going through my mountain of captured sound, and I missed a lot of things. I kept thinking, "Why didn't I pull that when I first listened to this???" Still, I miss the days when I first started this. So few things to listen to, and so much to listen for. Nowadays, I've got around 90 races on file, comprising of at least 160 hours of dialog. The fun part is thinking that you heard a certain phrase in some race, something that would be perfect, then trying to find it. See: needle in haystack. But that doesn't stop me from blowing 3 hours looking for it!

My main focus now is organization. When the new files are listed soon, I should be ready. This post had no particular purpose or reason. I just wanted to write something in this blog thingy. It comes with the website, so why not, right?

There's really nothing to blog about. Not right now.